Hilarious Life Lessons From Seinfeld
Life lessons can come from the most surprising places. From loved ones to total strangers, a momentous event to a memorable holiday.
One thing’s for sure though - life lessons have never been learned in a more hilarious way than those we’ve all learned from Seinfeld over the years.
The man himself, Jerry Seinfeld, is bringing his trademark observational humour and sharp wit to Australia this August. In the lead up, let’s reflect on some of the essential life lessons that Seinfeld equipped us with.
Fashion choices can have a bigger impact than you realise
While a suit will give off vibes of professionalism and success, cowboy boots will make you look like, well, a cowboy. A big no-no if, like Jerry, you don’t want to be a cowboy…
Same goes for puffy pirate shirts…
And it doesn’t matter how cold it is, a Gore Tex coat is probably unnecessary.
Be mindful of the rules
Sometimes playing by the rules is the best way to get what you really want… If you don’t, you could end up like George Costanza – with no soup.
Fake it til you make it
Sometimes you’ve got to stretch the truth a little to get to where you want to be. But you have to commit. For example, if you’re going to say you’re a marine biologist, you better save that whale.
Dating can be tough
The Seinfeld gang has shown us the best of dating and the worst. For example – there is such thing as having too much in common…
And if you ever do get to the point where you’re actually going to get married, invest in self-adhesive envelopes.
You’ve always got your friends
Whatever life throws at you, a solid group of friends will be there to get you through the lows and celebrate the highs right alongside you.
For more life lessons from comedy legend Jerry Seinfeld, get yourself along to one of his shows while he is in Australia later this year. Limited Jerry Seinfeld tickets are available here.